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zerohype-co/README.md

ZeroHype Lab

No fluff. No hype. Just what works.
Forensic B2B marketing diagnostics, free roaster tools, and async 48-hour codebase & cloud de-bloating audits.

⚡ Free Diagnostic Tools (Instant, No Signup)

🛠️ Micro-SaaS Cloud & API De-Bloating ( - ,497)

78% of Micro-SaaS applications bleed to ,400 every month on un-cached LLM tokens, over-provisioned serverless tiers, and unindexed queries. We stop the silent drain:

  1. De-Bloating Toolkit (): Production-ready semantic caching templates (Redis & Cloudflare KV), Token Guard middleware, and PostgreSQL / SQLite Index Optimizer scripts.
  2. 48-Hour Codebase Audit & Direct PR (,497): We audit your repository, isolate financial leaks, and open a direct Pull Request in 48 hours. Guarantee: Minimum ,000/year in verified savings or 100% money back.

📄 Paid Diagnostic Audits (Async, No Calls)

📚 Open Playbooks & Guides

🔒 Philosophy & Contact

  • Zero Calls Policy: No discovery calls, no demo meetings, no slide decks. Async delivery only.
  • Privacy First: No cookies, no third-party tracking, no hype.
  • Contact: zerohype@proton.me | zerohypelab.com

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